Warning!!! If you don't like poop stories you may want to stop reading
Well I'm not quite sure how to say this in a nice way but, like mommy, I'm not very "regular." The doctor says that's ok since I drink mommy's milk. She wasn't worried that I was only going every 4-5 days. She says that means I'm just absorbing all the nutrients in mommy's milk. Recently its been longer. A few weeks ago mommy had to give me something called a suppository. It helped me out a lot. I felt much better.
Well...as of yesterday it had been 12 days since I had gone #2. So, mommy gave me another suppository. We both thought it would be just like the last one. Boy were we wrong. Mommy gave me the medicine and then we cuddled and waited. Within 5 minutes there was some serious action. It felt amazing at first but then I realized it wasn't so amazing...there was poop EVERYWHERE!!!
12 days of poop came out and went up my back, out my arms of my onesie, out my neck and into my hair as well as out my pants and all over mommy. Both mommy and I were covered in poop. To solve the problem mommy put me in the tub with all my clothes on. She quickly threw away all my clothes (including her's), they were just too ruined. I took one bath to get the poop off of me and then mommy took me out of the tub, scrubbed the tub clean and then gave me another bath to really clean me in fresh, clean water.
Needless to say I was exhausted after all that (I forgot to mention that I was screaming at the top of my lungs the whole time - it just smelled horrible!!). I took a three and a half hour nap after it was over! Mommy said I was a trooper and said that if we ever have to do that again, she'll just hold me over something called a toilet until it's all done (and she said she'd make sure daddy was around to help us)! I hope we NEVER have to do that again!!
this is what my face looked like right when "it" happened
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